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Mr. Hankey the Damn Yankee is on parole for good behavior, After being completely exonerated by his peers.
Mr. Hankey is an original member of the Cocklebur Foul Four. (F4)
And not the only completely innocent Yankee unfairly convicted in a southern kangaroo court.
30/30-150 Remembers.

Eventus stultorum magister.

Now you have yourself a nice day.

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probably not

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Recent Posts by mr-hankey-the-d:

Re: Steve Addington out of the #18

November 6, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

"Dave Rogers, who works on Kyle Busch's Nationwide Series team"   wtf?
no he don't. he runs the 20 car. kyle drove that some last year. but Kyles team is the #18.
oh well just another writer who don't know what the hell he is writeing about.

Re: - REDNECKS -

November 4, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

haha
maybe a lil' someone will stop buy to smoke or sell it.
:)


Re: - REDNECKS -

November 3, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

I think i gagged that up last week when I was sick.

Re: daily funny email stuff

November 3, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

:P

Re: Moderation is for suckers! Welcome to the form.

November 3, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

shhh don't let anyone know.

Re: Poll: why is no one posting

November 3, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

yes you have been gone too long. WTH???
when we record it ill let you all know.  :(
things have been kind of up in the air for some time now.

Re: Count down to Obamas vote out!

November 3, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

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Re: NEW Nationwide Cars

November 3, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

Chevey Impola?? WTF happend to the Camaro????
my fucking god can GM fuck something up or what........ oops forgot who was running the show there now.

Re: NEW Nationwide Cars

November 3, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

well then share it will ya?

Trucks, oh how nascar cant make up its mind.

November 2, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

this year nascar made truck rules that have them pitting 2 times. once for gas and once for tires as they can not do them on the same pit stop. all that to save the teams money bu using "less men over the wall".
all it did was fuck up pit stops and put the trucks on pit road twice as many times and put the trucks and cruemen in twice the danger.

so next year nascar is going with the "dbl file restart rule".
like the restarts are not dbl file after you lap half the field.
but the double file restart that nascar thinks it the save all for shitty cars and bad raceing, puts all the fast cars up front and allows lots of cars back on the lead lap (hmmm why bother laping them then??) will in the truck races be sure to tear the shit out of them trucks and cost the teams thousands a race. these guys wreck on the opening laps because they are so aggresive.

so what the fuck are they thinking?

Re: NEW Nationwide Cars

November 2, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

OMFG look at the huge wing on that fucker.......
and it says Challenger, should say super bird with a wing that high. looks like it would make alot of drag and suck up the fuel milage. and really all in all slow them down. and you all thought the wing on the cup cars was dumb.

Re: Dega sucked!

November 2, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

and just great.
next year all we are going to hear is johnson is on the "DRIVE FOR FIVE".
PUKE-
makes me sick to think of them damn anouncers saying that every week.

what happend to the bumper in the corner to knock johnson out for two races with DNF??
that may give the others a chance.... then again maybe not.
 

Dega sucked!

November 2, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

Yes Dega sucked.
but read this from this ass. I hilighted some parts of intrest.

http://uponfurtherreview.kansascity.com/?q=node/1580

NASCAR: Bad Day at the Office!

Martin at TalladegaMartin at TalladegaThe average fan may not think of it this way, but as far as I’m concerned Sunday was one of the worst days for NASCAR in a long time. It’s unfortunate because it was (arguably) the most anticipated race of the season – Talladega during the Chase. To the untrained eye, it probably appeared normal – the usual 190 miles per hour and the usual big crash(es) at the end. But that doesn’t even begin to tell the story.


CHASE RACE


The number one problem is that Jimmie Johnson all but locked up the title. It’s like me giving Usain Bolt a 10 meter lead in the 100. Oh, sure… I could close the gap, but win?? That’s the dilemma Martin, Gordon and company face. Unfortunately for NASCAR, with three races to go, viewership is likely to dwindle. Where are the conspiracy theorists now? The last thing in the world NASCAR wanted was for the Chase to be over this early!


And, if that wasn’t enough, it’s going to be the fourth straight title for JJ. Since his name isn’t Jimmie J. Earnhardt, that means a huge chunk of NASCAR fans are bored – bored with seeing the same person (nice as he is, boring as he appears) finish first.


HOW DID IT HAPPEN


JJ rode around all day buried in the back of the pack. He really didn’t even put on a meaningful move as the end of the race approached. However, as a result of some good timing, he pitted early enough to allow him to go the distance on a tank of gas. Martin and Gordon? They had to pit with a few laps to go and dropped from having a huge advantage over JJ to falling even farther behind in the points.


More amazing is that there were two late crashes that involved multiple cars. The first one happened to the front and side of Johnson. He managed to slide by on the low side. The second happened immediately behind him beginning with the car on his bumper. If either wreck takes him out, the Chase race might still be up in the air. In the day’s final ultimate irony, the last crash did take out Martin and Gordon.


As it turns out, Johnson ended the day #6 – near his high for the day - while his chasers Martin and Gordon finished 28th and 20th – near their lows for the day.


The winner was Jamie McMurray (Joplin native). Good for him, but another blow to NASCAR. No much for the masses to cheer about.


NASCAR’S DECISION


I’m a huge fan of the organization. As far as I’m concerned the job they have done building the sport has been fantastic. However, in what is sure to be a controversial decision that will simmer over the winter, NASCAR changed the rules at the last minute telling drivers they would not be allowed to bump draft on the corners. What that meant is that they would not be allowed push each other all the way around the track. Can you say the word “conservative”?


Back to Talladega in April - one of the most exciting races in NASCAR history. Keselowski literally pushed Edwards around the track the last couple laps. With two to go, they were 7th and 8th. By they time they reached the final turn, they moved into first and second. Of course, at that point, Kes decided he didn’t want to play second fiddle and dropped underneath Edwards for the pass. Carl moved to cut him off and the rest is history. Kes won. Edwards went airborne into the fence spraying debris on the crowd.


Clearly, NASCAR did not want a repeat of that incident even though bump drafting was not the cause. Although they raised the fences and narrowed the gaps, they were apparently spooked (can anyone say “insurance threats”). As it turns out, the decision to prohibit bump drafting on the corners had a profound effect on the race.


Talladega should be three cars wide around every turn on every lap. Instead, cars were often in single file. I recall one particular camera angle where every single car was in one single line. I’ve never seen that before. Talk about boring! Of course, it didn’t stay that way. In the end, it was every man with four tires for himself. Despite NASCAR’s repeated warnings (even in the final laps), drivers pushed the envelope. And, like always at Talladega, the envelope pushed back.


I’m disappointed the best race of the year was a let down – especially compared to the spring version. Presumably, before 2010’s race, NASCAR will decide what they can do to maintain excitement without removing the risk/reward variable that makes Talladega what it is.


And, speaking of next year, if you don’t feel the need to watch any of the final three races this season, I can’t blame you. My guy (Mark Martin) is still in second and that’s pretty incredible. But, second is old news to the old guy. He fell one spot short in 1990, 1994, 1998 and 2002. Who needs to be another runner-up? Who needs another Jimmie Johnson championship?



 

what an ass.


Sunday was one of the worst days for NASCAR in a long time.


what he dont remember Indy last year. the bigges nascar / goodyear fuck up I can remember????



 

Talladega should be three cars wide around every turn on every lap. Instead, cars were often in single file. I recall one particular camera angle where every single car was in one single line. I’ve never seen that before. Talk about boring!



 

OMFG!! just about every ristrictor plate track race I have seen has them running around the top in one line for lap after lap. :never seen that before?" what an ass. seen it tones of times.


Sure the race did kind of suck. but to me it seems you just wanted to see cars wreck.


you want excitment?? then stop pissing amd crying when Kyle runs 3 wide by himself at Daytona! you piss and cry about how that kid needs to be tought a lesson by the old timers then you cry you ass off that oh the race sucked.


can't have it both ways moose twit.

the racers where 3 wide for most of the race because no one was able to break away from the pack without a big push. only at the end of the fuel runs did they line up and tick off some easy laps. but face it without the "one man highlight real" Kyle Busch running cyrcles around the track determend to lead every fucking lap.... it sucked!
and the only hope for excitment, the #11 whent out with a blown engin half way through.
 
but you got your 2 big wrecks, and a finish under yellow, so what more do you want?
in other words Mr. Hankey says shut the hell up because you really don't watch.



 



 


Re: Kyle and Joey on WWE Monday

October 30, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

IDK

Re: TRICK OR TREAT ANYONE

October 30, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

"all I got was a bag of pooh"

Re: Kyle and Joey on WWE Monday

October 30, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

"booking" for WWE is going to be my next job.
hahaha
hell I could wright that shit. Mr. Hankey usualy knows whats going to happen before it does. But I don't wach WWE much anymore. Don't even know who the new people are. only tuned in this week to see Kyle & Joey, will watch next Monday because OZZY is guest hosting. (poor Ozzy).

Re: Kyle and Joey on WWE Monday

October 30, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

now thast a thought.
I can see the story line now, Kyle pisses off the Big Show and picks a fight with him. then runs away when the Big Show comes after him. hides half the show from him and then thinking the cost is clear runs to his car to make an excape. Big Show sees him and runs after. Kyle gets in the car and Big Show tries to get in after him. gets stuck in the window with his ass hanging out. enter Tripple H with a chair. he starts beating Big Shows ass with it. kyle sits in the far side of the car taunting Big Show with a camera in his face as HHH and Joye take turns with the chair. show fades out.

Funny Stuff.

Happy Halloween from the white house.

October 29, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d


wait for it.............

Re: Kyle and Joey on WWE Monday

October 29, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

the boys just looked out of place with the big guys from the wwe

Re: Kyle and Joey on WWE Monday

October 29, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

Busch & Logano Talk About Their Reactions To RAW Script

The following is an excerpt from an article on SceneDaily.com:
Jeff Gluck: Behind the scenes

with Kyle Busch, Joey Logano and the world of WWE
By Jeff Gluck - Associate Editor Wednesday, October 28, 2009

BUFFALO, N.Y. – Two of NASCAR’s most unflappable drivers were nervous, butterflies filling their stomachs and the anxiety of speaking to more than 16,000 screaming fans – and millions watching at home – weighing on their minds.
Kyle Busch and Joey Logano sat in a small locker room at the end of a hallway in the bowels of Buffalo’s HSBC Arena, just a couple doors down from the spacious clubhouse of the National Hockey League’s Buffalo Sabres.
Each had a script in their hands with passages marked in yellow highlighter, signifying their roles in World Wrestling Entertainment’s “Raw” show, of which they were preparing to guest-host.
The 19-year-old Logano suddenly looked up from the packet of paper in his hand.
“There’s like six pages of lines,” he said to Busch. “You gonna be able to remember all that?”
“No way,” Busch replied. “You?”
There seemed to be little optimism in the room that the show, which draws ratings comparable to or higher than most NASCAR races, would go well for the drivers. But the Joe Gibbs Racing teammates pressed forward, intent on embracing their jobs for the evening.
As part of an upcoming promotion at the Texas Nationwide Series race, Busch will run a car with “Raw” on the hood and Logano’s car will feature the rival WWE program “Smackdown!” It’s all designed to call attention to the release of a new wrestling video game called “WWE Smackdown! vs. Raw” (Gamestop is Logano’s Nationwide sponsor).
In keeping with the theme of the game, and wrestling tradition, the WWE writers split the drivers into good guy/bad guy roles. Busch, who has often been seen as NASCAR’s villain in the eyes of many fans, was appropriately assigned the bad guy role.
Still, there was the matter of how exactly to pull it off. Logano, when first given a draft of the script, had seen the amount he needed to memorize and said, “This is going to be an issue.”
“I can’t even remember my lines from a commercial when I have to say, ‘Whoa,’” he joked, referring to his oft-played ad for Sprint Cup sponsor The Home Depot.
Check out the complete article at this link.

Re: Moderation is for suckers! Welcome to the form.

October 28, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

Welcom Monalisa. welcome to DYW.
don't know why you joined a dead fourm but feel free to post stuff.
really you can.
post away.
:)

Re: Sons of Anarchy Blog

October 28, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

sure is.

I think its the jap drug dealer that killed the dog and maybe the girl. that Georgie diddent say where he got that stuff from.


if its from the jap drug kid then its Opies problem and Jax is getting the blame from Clay.

 

“Obama Thesis” Hoax was Rush Punked??

October 28, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

Rush Was Punked: “Obama Thesis” Hoax

by Claudine Zap

Oct 23, 2009


It must have seemed so perfect. An obscure blogger unearths some pages of President Obama's college thesis. The report supposedly comes from big-time journalist Joe Klein of Time magazine. And the thesis has some real gems: like Obama's disdain for the Constitution.
The whole thing was nothing more than a satirical post on a humor blog. But Rush Limbaugh, who quoted from the supposed thesis on his radio show, sure wasn't laughing. Here's how it went down.
An unknown blogger picked up on a made-up post meant as a joke, which claimed that Joe Klein had gotten his hands on 10 pages of student Obama's college thesis. Rush Limbaugh jumped on it, which immediately sparked Web searches on "obama thesis."
Supposedly titled "Aristocracy Revisited," the excerpt revealed the president had "doubts" about the "so-called founders." Juicy. Except not true. Limbaugh discovered halfway through his show that he'd been had, but defended himself by saying basically the thesis felt true. Listen in to Rush's mea sorta culpa.
Joe Klein finally jumped in, and called the report "nonsense" on his Swampland blog, and the blogger who thought the hoax was real also apologized.
Let's hope someone kept their sense of humor in all this. Still, for a humble post to go from humor blog to major media outlet sure seems impressive. Someone ought to write their thesis on it. For real.

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93122

Steve Addington out of the #18

October 27, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

Rogers taking over No. 18


By David Newton
ESPN.com



MARTINSVILLE, Va. -- Dave Rogers, who works on Kyle Busch's Nationwide Series team, will take over as crew chief of Busch's Sprint Cup Series team for the final three races of the season.
Rogers will replace Steve Addington after Sunday's race at Talladega Superspeedway. Their first race together will be at Texas Motor Speedway next weekend.
Addington, who has been crew chief of the No. 18 car for five seasons with three different drivers, will be reassigned at Joe Gibbs Racing, the team said.
"We evaluate all of our teams on an ongoing basis and believe this is a change that will make the 18 team stronger as we prepare for next season," Joe Gibbs Racing president J.D. Gibbs said in a statement on Tuesday. "We think highly of Steve and the job he has done and we look forward to him remaining a part of the JGR family. "
Gibbs said Sunday at Martinsville Speedway that he was looking at a possible change for next season. He expressed concern for the performance of Busch's Sprint Cup team, which missed the Chase and had nine finishes of 20th or worse for 21 races prior to its fourth-place finish at Martinsville.
Busch has seven wins and 27 top-10s in the Nationwide Series this season. He has all but wrapped up that title with a 215-point lead.
Rogers is in his fourth season as the crew chief of the No. 20 Nationwide car. He led JGR to its first Nationwide owner's championship in 2008 with nine wins, six poles, 16 top-5s and 26 top-10s.


That team has five wins this season with rookie Joey Logano as the primary driver.
"Dave has proven himself a talented crew chief and we think he will work well with Kyle,'' Gibbs said. "We hope that by making the move following this weekend's race at Talladega they can use the final three weeks of this season to begin working on communication and setups for the 2010 season."
David Newton covers NASCAR for ESPN.com. He can be reached at dnewtonespn@aol.com.

Re: Last Show

October 27, 2009 by mr-hankey-the-d

Mr. Hankey played a show with CULL at Neco,s Pub again last Saturday.
filled in on rythem guitar for Cole Whybrow. and I have to say Mr. Hankey kicked ass. but its hard as hell to keep up with them guys.