Me thinks its time for a change.

A Venter is No Yankee so that’s out.

Also why buy something that is free? I always fell for that free milk cow thingy, ever how that was said.

You also like being who you are, come and go as you please. You like being boss hog.

Traffic may be down right now, but it will grow as the political stages are set for the midterm elections.

You have also appointed those to be in charge, but It does seem they have all but abandoned you. But I have seen no one tagging your walls due to no enforcement.

Hankey’s DYW is like downtown Anderson it may dry up but the dead lonely streets will always be there. LOL

BIC and SAMCRO are here, Bic emails Mr. Hankey all the time so I know he watches, but he is a sneeky bastard, and you will not see him in the lurkers & Snoops.
and SAMCRO is here but just no one to enforce....

and yes blog managers / enforcers are included in this package!

<<<<<< Is rethinking his bid

I start the bidding off at one (1) US dollar!

Wow scratch.

You come in here bidding all crazy & stuff. What did ya do hit the lotto? LOL

Hey Hankey. You have not told us the bid process. Is it like the one at the County where there is a lock box and it is opened on Mondays and Fridays?  LOL

:)

nope you may bid right here in this thread.

I'll give ya some of the last few sheets on my toilet paper rolls, a slightly used litter box of scoopable litter, two out of date Budweisers and yesterdays Independent mail copy.

I will open with the online address of AIM

http://www.independentmail.com/

add to that the online address to WYFF

http://www.wyff4.com/index.html

as a kicker the WYFF weather Radar (Live)

http://www.wyff4.com/wxmap/1612248/detail.html

and one SC Education Lottery Address where you might already be a winner.

http://www.sceducationlottery.com/

Last one special just for you.

http://turdshot.com/

Ya'll are breaking my balls here.

Fine.

Two (2) dollars.

And as an added bonus, I'll promise to remove that link to SC Talk when I take over.

Come on can't you guys read?? I mean I know I can't spell but Mr.Hankey can read. scratchy is the only one able to comply with the rules?

remember all bidding is open, no closed bids acepted. US curency or Linden dollars only. cash or money order no personal or shaddy business checks.

(winning bid must exceed reserve to qualify. no snyping or froudulent & 3ed party bidding. minimum bid increse is 1 US dollar. Mr. Hankey the Damn Yankee reserves the right to end said auction at any time and for any reason & to refuse sale to winning bidder on a wim and sell to a lower bidder if he so feels it is in the best intrest of Mr. Hankey the Damn Yankee & DYW because he is your lord and creator. partisapaition in this thread hear by gives your recognition and aceptance of these and any orther terms Mr. hankey the Damn Yankee see fit to toss in at any time.)

WHy aint ya accepting Pesos or Mexamerican dollars Hank?

being that Mr. Obama is doing his best to render the American dollor worthless Mr. Hankey may just reconsider that.

So when does the bidding end?

Cuz I can go to the ATM right now.

Three (3) US dollars.

You drive a hard bargain.

Usually, the minimum you can get out is $10.00 on some.  Usually it is $20.00.

So I say you have to have a min. bid of $20.00.

well you may be right there. Mr. Hankey is not making change for you, if you want chang back go see Obama about your change.

as for the bidding ending......
scrachy you have uped your bid 3 times. first you doble it, next you added another 50%. next time Mr. Hankey is thinking you will tack on another 25% of the curent bid.
all this and no one has yet posted a competative bid (within the Hankey guidelines) aginst you.
so I got to ask ...... why do you keep outbidding yourself????

:)

Did I mention the perks???

advertising revinue!

free computers from advertisers??

Free PC repair (trust me sooner or later you need it).

well you may be right there. Mr. Hankey is not making change for you, if you want chang back go see Obama about your change.
as for the bidding ending......
scrachy you have uped your bid 3 times. first you doble it, next you added another 50%. next time Mr. Hankey is thinking you will tack on another 25% of the curent bid.
all this and no one has yet posted a competative bid (within the Hankey guidelines) aginst you.
so I got to ask ...... why do you keep outbidding yourself????
:)

-mr-hankey-the-d

I'm always doing something with myself.

Four (4) dollars.  I can break a 20 at tha sto.

How bouts some food stampers buddy?  My neighbors siad I could borrow their EBT card if I'd buy them some beer!  Or a few bags of them 'luminum cans you're always bustin my chops over?
Those would be the ones left over at your old place before you moved.
C'mon, cut a guy a break! Times are tough and the CHANGE ain't a coming!

I have to take myself out of the bidding.

You guys have hit the mother load or something; I can’t afford to bid with you rich dudes. And the wife done put her foot down. No more expensive toys.

She has it figured this way. Obama will probably tax any holdings, including a Yankey Poo rooms.

I add the fact that if Obama don’t, County Council may just tax it to pay for all the Lawyers kids they are putting through College. Makes one wonder if the future generation of Lawyers will give Anderson County a break. All that for another thread.

I’m Out!