I want that!

Are you in an 80s metal band?

80's no

Ok we have 90 Min of songs down. most showa will be 45 -60 min of play time so we are more then coverd. now we are just playing them over and over till they can be played thoughtless.

still need a name.
:(
sucks

still need a name.:(sucks

-mr-hankey-the-d

Hey, this could be great..  name Hankey's band and get two tickets and drinks!! 

 
 Boy, that'll piss em off!!!

Don't forget to create a MySpace site for the band . . .

- And let us know -

How many is in the band? 

Now I'm working the solutions buddy!  Just depends upon HOW memorable you want your name....

"Missed the bailout"

"Sand Niggas"

"Monkeying Around"

"Born again Virgins"

"Pussy-Farts"

"Displaced Yankees"

"Odd men out"

" midlife crysis"  (purposely misspelled)

"The checkered flags"

or the easy/obvious one  "Mr. Hankey and his turds" 

Am sure we can hep ya out brudda!

"Drug-induced Coma"

" The late show"

" Snow Blowers"

" Winter-Rats"

" Boxxx- lunch"

" Take Two"

" The Dick Drivers"  ( ha-ha-haaa)

" Altered States"  ( um because you ain't from around here, is ya boy?)

" Where's the fire?"

" The Bar-codes"

" the Alz-heimers"

" Bottom's Up"

"  Two-drink-minimum"

Shit man, I can do this all afternoon!!!

I think Wyatt has found his calling!!  Very funny...  I like Sand Niggas!!!  

Okay, I re-upped my meds so lets see what else I could thunked up. This afternoon's top ten are:

1)  " Dope heads on Mopeds"  ( I may be mistaken, but there may be a band already called that...)

2)  " Fuggetaboutit"

3)  " Bitch-slap"

4)  " The DWI's"

5)  " Box o' Chocolates"  ( cuz music is like a box of....well you get the idea)

6)  " Hugs&Kisses"  ( maybe you're playing the high school set)

7)  " Lying Eyez"  ( A tribute to the Eagles)

8)  " The F**k-Offs"  ( use the asterisks like Prince did with his assinine name change)

9)  " No Refunds" 

10) " Alphabet Soup"  ( maybe because you play a bit of everything....)

Okay I tried about thirty so far.  Lets see what the class has to toss in. 
More later after the buzz kicks in

oH my. what wonderfull input. ill print it out for the band.
lol
"sand niggas" really......think we will get air play with that name?????????????????????
:)

Heck yeah....But my new fav is dopeheads on mopeds!!!! LMAO

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So Hankey.....when can we expect the band to do a review?
 
Or do I have to work on MORE names???  Jeez, I want a commission fee here!

1)  Spank Me!
 
2)  Dis-Armed and Delirious
 
3)  Goofanthol Geeks
 
4)  Dye Pack
 
5)  H8 group
 
6)  The Pot-holes
 
7)  Monkey Vomit and the Camel Snots
 
8)  Sex on the Beach, or couch, or floor...
 
9)  Post THIS!
 
10)  Ran out of names.....