THE PREVERTED ORIGINATINGS OF VALENTINE'S DAY! ( Christian satire )

Baptist Home School Teachers burn their Valentine's Day cards after a Godly Professor of Secular History scrawls out a chalkboard Revelation "regarditating" the "factualizations" about how Satan created "this here" holiday to promote "fornications."

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The Satanic Origins of St. Valentine's Day

Where: Landover Baptist University ~ Department of Elementary Home School Education

From:  Advanced Home School Teaching 451

 (Satanic Holidays and Secular Festivals)

Who: Artist, Home School Enthusiast and Visiting University Professor,

 Rev. William (Billy) Stanley

Use: This item is fully approved by the Christian Home Schooling Association of Iowa and should be provided as a mandatory educational tool for all Baptist Children,

ages 6-11.

*All historical documentation and references (300 AD - Present) regarding the True History of Valentine's Day are available to Platinum Tithing Members of the Landover Baptist Church Community at no cost. If you are a Christian scholar and need references for a project, research paper or other, please send our Church Historian a 5-page synopsis (of which we will have the copyright to publish) along with a self-addressed stamped envelope and a check for $479.99.  God Bless!